A few weeks ago, we had the first “couple photos” of Jake Gyllenhaal and his girlfriend of some-odd two months, Alyssa Miller. Personally, I’m not buying it, but I learned something from that post: no matter what, people have really strong feelings about Jake’s alleged sexuality. Some people are convinced that he’s gay, and other people are equally as convinced that he’s straight. Can we compromise and call him bisexual? I have no idea what he is or who he likes to bang, although I think we should all keep in mind that for Jake’s official girlfriend roll-out photo-op, he brought along his mother. Because regardless of his sexuality (and most of you ignored my proposal), Jake really needs to be in the newly-formed Motherboy Club with lifetime members Leonardo DiCaprio and Bradley Cooper. The Motherboy Club just sounds… elegant. I bet they have a great surf ‘n turf night.
Anyway, now that Jake and Alyssa have been together for two months, it’s time for stories about cuddlefesting and apple-picking!!! Sorry, the words “cuddlefest” and “apple-picking” aren’t actually used in this story, but it’s definitely the Taylor Swift-esque subtext:
It’s only been two months, but Jake Gyllenhall and Sports Illustrated model Alyssa Miller are proving their new romance is more than a summer fling! Not shy in hiding their feelings, an eyewitness details the couple’s latest romp to their favorite summer retreat — Martha’s Vineyard.
Arriving on July 25 at New York’s JFK Airport for a long weekend, the source tells Life & Style the Jake and his new girlfriend “were very affectionate toward one another and were laughing and smiling a lot. They held hands on the flight and even kissed a few times while up in the sky.”
And their canoodling didn’t stop in the air! “They were hugging each other for a long time while they waited for their luggage in the Martha’s Vineyard airport,” the eyewitness dishes.
A frequent summer getaway for the duo, a friend of the couple tells Life & Style, “Jake and Alyssa have been going on weekend getaways to Martha’s Vineyard,” adding, “They seem so happy and in love.”
It’s no surprise the 32-year-old actor has introduced Alyssa, 24, to Martha’s Vineyard. Jake’s family has a house on the island, and growing up he spent many summer vacations there working as a lifeguard.
Just think, if Taylor Swift had stayed with Conor Kennedy, she would be spending her downtime in Hyannis Port this summer, which is just a ferry ride away from Martha’s Vineyard. They totally would have run into each other! Good thing Swifty dumped Conor (or did she?) and sold her Hyannis Port mansion and she’s now camped out in Rhode Island.
As for Jake and Alyssa… sure. Okay. I give up. I hope they’re happy together. Just wait, though. As soon as I give up any angst about this couple, they’ll break up.
Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News, WENN.
