This post was going to be about Kim Kardashian and whether she and Kanye are punking everybody into thinking that their wedding will be in France when it will really be in Italy. But that was before I looked through these photos of Kim and Khloe at the NBC Universal Upfronts yesterday in NYC. LOOK AT KHLOE. Look at her ass of lies. Each time a Kardashian tells a lie, Khloe’s ass gets bigger. It’s a Pinocchio Butt. Her butt grows every single day. It grows in strength and power. Soon it will overshadow (literally) all of her sisters. Even Kim’s bolt-ons of justice cannot compete. Kim actually looks like a zombie here – like she’s finally understood Lucifer’s Final Plan of Butt Domination. Kim’s butt was only the starter butt. Khloe’s butt is the Final Butt. Okay, I’ll stop now.
As for those rumors about an Italian wedding instead of a French wedding? Yeah. Surprise!
Au Revoir, France…Buongiorno, Italy? A new report says Kim Kardashian and Kanye West will tie the knot in Florence, Italy, and not, as previously thought, in Paris, France. Entertainment Tonight reported on Thursday, May 15, that the couple’s wedding would be in Florence. A source confirms that Florence is one of the wedding weekend locations to Us Weekly—but another insider says guests might be in for even more surprises.
“Kim and Kanye have told all guests different info,” the second source tells Us. “No one knows all of the details.”
As previously reported, Kardashian, 33, and the 36-year-old rapper are set to say “I do” on May 24. As the wedding gets closer, the Keeping Up With the Kardashians reality star continues to make final touches to the couple’s big day—including what she’ll be wearing!
If the wedding will be held in Florence and the Paris stuff was just a diversion… then good for them. Every media outlet has been so focused on Paris, they weren’t paying attention to anything else. Florence is supposed to be one of the most beautiful cities in the world (like Paris), and it’s one of the art capitals of the world as well. Kanye wouldn’t have it any other way.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
